Sergio: Building a database would have been a cool senior project.
Bryan: That would have been a terrible idea. We had a great idea.
Sergio: Why?
Bryan: 'Cause it's something we know about and they don't.

Bryan: ...anger rising...

Kimvi: After hanging out with you guys, I'm convinced I'm the coolest nerd ever.
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Dr. L: So whats new in the high-tech world today?
Sergio: Microsoft sucks.
Dr. L: But whats new?
Sergio: They suck more than they sucked yesterday.

Kimvi: Isn't it sad that we're the good-looking table here?

Other Guy: I'm from Afghanistan
Stan: My first name is Stan.
(Other Guy Leaves)
Schlief: Stan, you realized that you just called him a bitch, right?

"We bomb all your car"

Stan: Are we downwind?
Sergio: When you're surrounded by heifers, you're always downwind

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

I will seize Fate by the throat. It will not wholly conquer me! Oh, how beautiful it is to live - and live a thousand times over!

Brevity is the soul of wit

Start at the beginning...and when you come to the end STOP!

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Bruce Dickinson (Walken): [ stepping out of the booth ] That was gonna be a great track. Guys, what's the deal?
Chris Parnell: Are you sure that was sounding okay?
Bruce Dickinson (Walken): I'll be honest.. fellas, it was sounding great. But.. I could've used a little more cowbell.